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Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wajan kum ho jayega..
1 sal bad santa pho ne pe:
Wajan to kam ho gaya,
magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu
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Santa aur Banta 8th mein aathvi Baar Fail Ho gaye

Santa: Chal Suicide kar le

Banta: Saaleya Pagal Ho Gaya Hai,
Agle janam Fir NURSERY se shuru karna payega
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Doctor: Do exercise daily for
good health.
Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, tennis daily.
Doctor: how long do you play?
Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!
Thot of d day,,,,,,,,
Aadmi honest hona chahiye kyuki smart toh phone bhi hote hai.😜