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Thursday, April 18, 2013

Wife's Day

Santa buys a new tempo truck for his transport business in his wifeks name. He then paints her name on both side Doors. He goes home rushes in excitedly for Jasmeet and holers to bring some flowers, gur shakkar and a coconut for the Tempo's inauguration. As the wife approaches closer she reads the display on the right side's door, turns around and slaps Santa really hard on his cheek ... He had painted:- jaswinder kaur for hire full day Rs. 600/- night charges extra .. 😝👍


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Today is WIFE DAY!
Always Love Wife.
No Life without wife.
Remain Loyal & Faithful 2Wife.
Keep Wife Happy & Satisfied.
Never mind "Whose Wife"
Happy Wife Day

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Poori Ramayan biwiyo ki kahani hai!

LAXMAN apni biwi ko ghar pe chhodkar chala aaya...

RAAVAN doosre ki utha ke phas gaya...

Sugreev ne RAM ka saath is liye diya kyo ki use apni biwi Bali se wapis chaahiye thi...

HANUMAN ki apni thi hi nahi magar doosre ki dhoondhne ke chakkar me LANKA jalaa daali...

RAM ko apni waapis chaahiye thi to use 10 din tak yuddh karna pada, aur end me kya hua??

jis biwi ke kaaran itni RAMAYAN hui wo to underground ho gayi.

Abhi socho itna jhamela hua kyo??

Kyo ki DASHRATH ki 3 biwiya thi!!

MORAL: Puraane zamaane se hi biwi ki magajmaari chali aa rahi hai. Jab bhagwaan hi biwi se nahi bach sake to AAP to aakhir insaan hai....😄
♻Qudrat Ne👩Aurat ko 💫Haseen Banaya
:
👩Khubsurti di
:
🌙Chand sa👩chehra diya
:
🐐Hirni si👀Ankhein
:
🐧Morni jaisay🐾Chaal
:
〰Resham se💆Baal
:
🌊Koel jaisi✨Methee 👄awaz di
:
💐Phool c👼masoomiat di
:
🌹Gulab se💋Hont
:
🐝💧Shehad c✨mitas di
:
💞Pyar Bhra❤Dil Dia
:
💬Phir
?
?
?
👅ZUBAN Di
✌aur
🙌Sab👎Satya🙅Naas Ho gaya🎯
:
🔃Har♻waqt
🐸Tr
🐸Trr
🐸Trrr ......😛😜😝

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