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365 nights of an Indian woman:

60 nights periods

55 nights headaches

50 nights I am tired

40 nights I have to get up early

35 nights I am not well

25 nights the kids are awake

20 nights will do tomorrow

35 nights aaj fast hai

45 nights aaj mummy k ghar jana hai..!

Ab batao Banda Bangkok na jaye to kya kare.

Ye msg jisne b banaya hoga ..kamine ne kitna dimag lagaya hoga...

A Case Study on Wedding Decisions:

[Averge marital life 30 yrs]

COST: Marige expenses- Rs.1000000

Mthly expen-Rs.20000

Wifes mthly maintainence- Rs.5000

RETURNS:

SEX First 5 yrs- Weekly 3 Times.

Next 5 yrs- Weekly 1 Time.

Next 10 yrs -Once in 15 days.

Next 10 yrs -Once in a month.

MEANING:

1400 times sex in 30 yrs 4 an estimated expenditure of 7200000 + 1000,000 spent on wedding @ 7% for 30 years as per current FD Int rate

= 62420000

CALCULATIONS:

A Man spends Rs.54000 for each time he has Sex with his Wife.

CONCLUSION: 

Outsourcing is cheaper!

Paisa aapka faisla aapka..!!

Ye jankari janhit me jaari.

Jaago Grahak Jaago!

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