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Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Women only need 3.5 inches to achieve
maximum pleasure,
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it’s called a credit card. (God Bless Your
Dirty Mind)
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While examining a female patient,  the doctor tells her:
"Your heart, lungs, pulse & bp are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets u ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The woman immediately started taking off her clothes. ..
The doctor, stopping her said, "No! No! Please put on your clothes.  Just show me your tongue. " ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ
American boy: Mom I'm dark even though u r white, why?

Mom: Listen son, Considering all mistakes n crazy things i had done in my youth, forget about you are Dark, just thank god that u dont bark..!!
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