On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of Irish countryside.
Pump attendant who knows absolutely nothin abt golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' toyer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" & bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"Wat are those?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, wat on this God's earth are dey for?"? Inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman,
"Mercedes thinks of everything!"😜😝😛😝
Ek Faqir Bhik mangne k liye masjid k bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi Ankh bacha kar chale gaye aur use kuch na mila.
Wo phir church gaya,Phir mandir Aur Phir gurudware.
Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya..😥
Aakhir ak Beer bar k bahar ja kar baith gaya..😭 Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete, aur Uska katora noto se bhar gaya...😎
Fakir bola. "Waah re Prabhu"
Rehte kahan ho Aur Address kahan ka Dete ho..!🙏😆😜