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Wednesday, July 1, 2015

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👦Boy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho? 🍺🍷🍹🍸

👧Awesome reply by girl : 
To kya 2-4 peg ke liye 

gender change karwalu 
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Wife drinking Vodka, 
asked
 "Tum kaun ho?" 😮

Husband- 
"Pagal ho gayi ho kya? 
Apne husband ko bhool gayi? " 🚶 

Wife: "Nasha 🍸
har gum bhula deta hai"

 "Bhaisaab"..!!😜

😀😂😂😂
 Teacher :

“Can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness & peace into people's lives ?”

Student :

“Smo-king & Drin-king ” !!!

Teacher Resigned !😂😂😇😇
Ghor Kalyug😰

Teacher: Who was Akbar ?  
Boy: Akbar was Gay. 

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that? 

Boy:- We have heard  Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet  
But Only 
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died😂😂😂


Teacher : Naade ko english me kya kehte hai...???
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Santa : P.H.D.
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Teacher : Kya....???
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Santa : Pyjaama Holding Device..
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Teacher behosh..!

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This 1 is a killer 1 .....

Teacher : Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?

Pappu : Iska matlab ki tiger online hai.

😂😍

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