Joke

1 Pinjrey me 50 Bandaria or 1 Bandar chhodaa Gaya ,
Or
Elaan hua k jo 1 mint me Bandar ko pehchan kar Pakad le ga usey $10,000 milenge

1st - Obama gaya Par fail ho gaya

2nd - George bush gaya lekin nakaam raha

3rd - Manmohan singh gaya Or 10 second me Bandar le aaya

Sab ne hairani bhari nazron se manmohan se poocha aap ne kaise pata kra?

M.M : Main pinjrey Mein gaya or kaha ki

"VOTE CONGRES ko dena to sirf ek ne kaha.
"LAUDA LE LE MERA"
SAAS/BAHU KE jHAGDE mein:

Saas: i have carried him for 9 months.

Bahu: only 3.5 kgs na?
I carry him every night, he is 80 kgs now .
Baat karti hai .
Lady teacher
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