Joke

Word of the day: "DEJA CHU"
~ The funny feeling of having met the same chutiya before..!!!!
Sardar opens new college. But students are confused to take admission. College name ... Sardar medical college of engineering for commerce and arts.' 
Santa : Yaar ye bata is duniya mein kitne desh hain ?
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Banta: Abe pagal duniya mein ek hi DESH hai,
'India'...
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Baaki to sab VIDESH hain...

Happiness is like Penis
it will always be small if u keep it to urself

but when u share it with ur partner

u realise how big it can grow ...!!
Why to Feel Low,
Depressed or Useless..
Remember U r The Same Sperm that had won a Battle of Survival against Million Others!
Height of Corporate Pressure:
A COMPANY employee went to TOILET. As soon as he sat on the seat ,On the front wall this was written:
"Had you put the same pressure at work, company's targets would have been achieved today"
Ek maulavi ne madarse mai student ki gand Maar di..
uske walid ne Madarsa change karane ki arjee di
Maulavi bola,"kisi bhi madarsse me jao Syllabus to yahi Hoga
Wife- Kya kar rahe ho?
Pati- Makkhi maar raha hu.
Wife- Kitni mari?
Pati-2female 3male
Wife- Kaise pata?
Pati- 2 shishe k samne baithi thi 3 daru ki botal par :p =D ...
Worried Mother gives her Daughter A Pack of condoms before a date. Girl Laughs, Hugs her mother & Says.. "Yahi sooch toh badalni hai Maa.. I'm Dating Julie, Give me Mulie!!"