Joke

Santa went to hospital for ECG

for the first time...........

Nurse : Shirt utaaro.............

Santa : Pehlay ECG na kar lein.......????
RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-

Interviewer:- Agr Do trains Ek Line pe aa gyi to kya kroge?

Santa:- Ji, Red Light dikhaunga

Intrvwr:- Red Light na ho to?

Santa:- Torch Dikhaunga

Intrvwr:- Torch na ho to?

Santa:- Apni Red Shirt utar kr dikhaunga

Intrvwr: shirt b Red na hui to?

Santa:-Fir m apne Bhuaa k Ladke ko bulaunga

Intrvwr:-Hain..!! Wo Q?
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Santa:-Ji,usne kbi trains ki takkar nhi dekhi. =))