Dadi rocks

Bhikari: Maai roti De
Dadi: Abhi bani nai hai, baad mai aana.
Bhikari: Mera Mobile Number lo, Aur bann jae to Miss Call Dena
Bhikari Rocks..
(But wait..)
Dadi: arre wait, main FACEBOOK Status update kar dungi, tu aa jana...
:D:D
Dadi Rocked
bhikari Shocked.:O:-D


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Ek Din School Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Se Ek Sawal Puchha?
Teacher:"Pappu Batao, Salwar Ke Nade Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hai?"
Pappu: "Ji Mam,P.H.D."
Teacher Hairan Hokar: "Iska Kya Matlab Hai?"
Pappu:"Ji,Pyjama Holding Device."