Joke

lady sends panties to dhobi but the stains didn't go.
She sends a note to dhobi - Kapde theek se dhoya karo..
Dhobi sends reply - gand theek se dhoya karo..

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Beti ka dusri baar balatkaar hua to Maa boli:

"Maine tumse kaha tha na ki aage se dhyaan rakhna"

Beti: "Maine AAGE se dhyan rakha par usne PEECHE se daal diya

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Indian-Sir America s 12Inch k CONDOM ka order mila h

Santa-Ye M@D... Ch...hame Zaleel karna chahte h.
Order taiyar kro or us pr likhdo SMALL SIZE
Mother to her teenage daughter: I think its right time, we should talk about sex.

Daughter: "Sure mom, What do u want to know?"