Paani

Good morning friends

Punjabi by Nature. 

Graahak Ne Hotel k Punjabi Manager Se Complaint Ki,

"Kitni gandi service hai, Mujhe 1 ghnte se pani tak nahin mila."

Punjabi Manager Ne Uske Samne He Waiter Ko Bulaya Aur Kaha-

"Saab ik Ghnte To Kutte Vaangu Bhonk Rahe Ne, 

Je Tuhada Ehi Haal Reha Ta Dubara Kehra Kanjar Saade Hotal Ch Guu khan aavega...

Paaani le ke aaa....=))

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Santa apni biwi k office gayato usne dekha k uski biwi boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.