Sunday, June 9, 2013

THIS ONE IS..AWWSMM.. I can BET..ladies are gonna LUVVV this one !!


A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burnt.

The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too
skinny.

So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor
felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The Doctor and wife promised to the man  that they would tell no one about where the skin came from.

After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his baby
face!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.

He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for
everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need
every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

😎😜😂😂😈😈😍😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the Third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning.

After dusting themselves off, the Nun and the Priest surveyed their Situation. 

After a long period of silence,the Priest spoke. 'Well, Sister, this looks pretty grim.

''I know, Father. In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two..' 

'I agree,' says the Father. 

'Sister, since we are unlikely to make it Out of here alive, would you do something for me?

''Anything, Father.

''I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see Yours

''Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm.'

 The Nun opened her habit and the Priest enjoyed the sight of her Shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. 

'Sister, would you mind if I touched them?'.......she consented and he Fondled them for several minutes

.'Father, could I ask something of you?

''Yes, Sister?

''I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?

''I suppose that would be OK,' the Priest replied lifting his robe. 

'Oh Father, may I touch it?' 

The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was Sporting a huge erection.

'Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can Give Life

.''Is that true Father?' 

'Yes, it is, Sister.''Oh Father, that's wonderful

 ... then Stick it in the camel and let's getThe hell out of here!'

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