Monday, June 24, 2013

Vijay Mallya

Vijay Mallya dies.:
His PA calls heaven 2 find out if he's reached. A lady picks up
phone: Hello, this is Virgin Mary speakin.
PA disconnects & calls again after 1 hr: Hello, this is Mary
speaking.
PA sighs: Thank God, Boss has REACHED!!!


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Teacher : 'Aisi kaun si cheej hai, jise tum roj dekh sakte ho par chhu nahin Sakte..?'
Student : 'Rahne do Madam Aap naraj ho jayengi..

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