Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Pj's

Bakwaas.....but gud rvision of bachpan ke jokes

Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
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Think Think....
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Its because....
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Monday is a Weak Day....

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Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
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Ans: On Television.. ..
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Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
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Guess plz....
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He'll ask: 
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"Where is Pop Corn?"
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Q: What is the full form of CNBC ???
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It means....
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Cartoon Network for Business Community !!
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Q) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
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Q) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.
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Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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ANS:
Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
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Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple ???
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Guess???
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MARUTI 800!!!
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Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
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Socho....
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Kol-Kata.... .
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Bear this PJ !!

Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Simple!

The Latter is Vaccinated.. .!!
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Q: Why does the BAA of "Kyunki Saas bhi Kabhi Bahu thi" never die?
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Coz God Never Dies....

Confused?

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BAA 'KHUDA' TUMHI HO!
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UNBEATABLE PJ:
Q: According to Gabbar, Sher Ka Bacha Kaun hai??
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ANS:
HOLI.
How?


Coz....

He Keeps Saying...

"Holi CUB hai,

CUB hai Holi...."

😩😫😁😱😠😡

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