Joke

1 Bottle me 10 fish..
1 fish ko bahar nikal diya!
water Level badh gya.
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Bcoz Other 9 Fishes start crying! 
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Q k Har 1 Friend zaruri hota he yaar 
An old man goes to the brothel to feel good for the last time.
Girl-"Dude, undress so we can get down to serious stuff!"
The man undresses and the girl takes his clothes and throws them out the window.
"What are you doing, girl??", screams the old man.
"Don't worry. We are going to do sex that until tomorrow you're gone lose so much weight and you wont need those clothes anymore." When the girl undresses the man takes her clothes and throws them out the window.
"What are you doing grandpa, is this the revenge!?"
"No, not at all, but until you'll turn me on, the fashion is going to change.=))
Ek Admi k LUND Pe Madhu Makkhi Ne Kat Liya Wo Patni Ke sath Dr. K Paas Gaya Patni Dheere Se Dr. Ko Boli-
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'Keval Dard Ki Dava Dena, Sujan Rehne Dena.:-)