Joke

Call girl sardar ka lund muh me rakh kar boli 1000 nikalo nhi to land kat lungi,sardar ne haste hue kaha SAALI,BEVKUF 5000 TU DE VRNA SUSU KAR DUNGA X_X =)) =D
Galib ne ..
Erotic mood me,
Arz kiya hai..
Teer kyon chalati ho,
dhar to talwar me hai,
duppate se kya chupati ho,
maal to salwar me hai.
Palat kar dekh janeman,
jigar me dum hum bhi rakhte hai.
Agr do bomb tum rakhti ho to,
ek gun hum bhi rakhte hain.

dhiskiyon..

Boys need 100% talent to Succeed in life..
But-

Girls needs only 4%,
Bcoz the Remaining
( )36
) ( 24
( )36
Helps Them..!!!:
If u marry 1 women, she wil fight wit u. If u marry 2 women, they wil fight fr u. So think different, add wife hav life. :)