Joke

Santa: Kal sapne me maine Aishwarya Rai ke ghar janam liya..
Banta: Fir kya hua??
Santa: Kya Batau, Kismat hi kharab thi.. Saali ne
Botal se dudh pila diya
Filmi Diagnosis......... Tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi : HEART ATTACK

Juda hoke bhi tu mujhme kanhi baaki hai: CONSTIPATION

Bidi jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag hai: ACIDITY

Jiya Jale jaan jale, Raat bhar dhuan chale : FEVER

Tujhme rab dikhta hai yaara main kya karoon : CATARACT

Mann dole mera tann dole : VERTIGO.

Dil Dhadak Dhadak ke keh raha hai : HIGH BP

Haay re haay, Neend nahin aaye : INSOMNIA
Sperms meeting inside a sexy womans body, introduce themselves !

I'm Doctor's..

I'm doodhwala's..

I'm Husband's..

I'm boyfrnd's..

Ek sperm chup chap tha..!

One askd : why are you Quite...?


Silent Sperm : Insano ki meeting me kutte ka kya kaam...:D
A man was riding a bus, minding his ownbusiness,

when this gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby.

The baby wouldn't take it, so she said,

"Come on, eat it all up or , I'll have to give it to this nice man here."

Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said,

"Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."

A few minutes later, the anxious man said, "Come on, kid. Make up your mind!

I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"
A handsm boy n a hot grl wr goin 2 cntryside on a bike.suddnly it strtd 2 rain n both got wet.dey found an empty hut n wnt inside.
Grl hd a gud figure n ws lukin awsm in hr wet transparent nylon shirt n denim shorts.Boy ws also wel built.He came clos 2 her n wrapd his arms arnd hr n strtd feelin hr soft silky skin.
Girl put hr hands on bf's shouldr n offrd hr lips 4 a kis
2 b contd.

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Nurse 2 Gungaa Srdar-Ur Name?

Srdr ne penis k or Ishara kiya

Penis pe Tatoo tha usme likha tha KARGILL

Nrse ne Haath lagaya,pura Naam aya
KARTAR SINGH GILL!!