Joke

Wife came out after taking a bath, gave a wink and said "I shaved my pussy, you know what that means..?"


Santa :"The drain is blocked again...."
Preeto caught Santa masturbating in the bathroom for the second time in two days.

"Am I not enough for you? What am I doing wrong?" she cried.

"Tell me what you want me to do so this doesn't happen any more!"

Santa said, "Try knocking the door before entering"
Rahul Gandhi-
Maa Aapki wajah se Meri shaadi nahi ho rahi he.
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Sonia -wo kaise.?
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Rahul-aapke har poster me likha hota he
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Sonia ko
"BAHU MAT DO"
Bhagwn ki leela To dekho,

Sharab bechne wale ko kahi Nahi jana padhta
Lekin Dudh bechne wale ko gali gali Jana padta hai.
English, Australian & Punjabi watching IPL 2gethr:
Englsh- amazing six!
Australian- oh! Wat a shot
Pnjabi- oh Bhen di lun, 3 nmbr wali cheer leadr Di Bund dekh