Joke

Grandma and grandpa were watching a healing programme on TV. The evangelist calld to all who wanted to be healed to put 1 hand on TV & other on body part they wanted healed. Grandma hobbled to the TV & put 1 hand on the TV & the other on her arthritic hip. Grandpa made his way to the set & put one hand on the TV & the other on his crotch. Grandma lookd at him wit disgust "U just don't understand, Bob. The purpose is to heal the sick, not raise the DEAD.