Joke

Hospital mein 1 bacha paida hote hi Nurse se Bola:
BEER-WHISKY hai kya?

Nurse: Yahan Daru nathi milti
Bacha: Eni maa ne, Paachho Gujarat maaJ Janmyo !!=))=))
Agar aapki Wife aapka kaha nahi manti to.
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itne dhyan se mat pado,
Kisiki nahi manti.
Aur koi kar b kya lega.
SUKHI VAIVAHIK JIVAN Ka...... ........RAAZ..................



















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..AAJ BHI RAAZ
HAI..;) :p
Blowing your testicles into 1 million pieces with an underwear bomb, then expecting to do anything with 100 virgins.... Al Qaeda really thought that one through.
D best way 2 smuggle drugs is to place them up a dog's ass.


Tht way, even if d sniffer dog suspects anything, the officials will think its just horny...! :D
Passion is, tearing her panties off & pushing them aside

Sexy is, seductively sliding them down

Married is , taking time to fold them!!=D =))
A man approached the window of a movie theater with a Chicken on his shoulder and asked for 2 tickets.
'Who's the other ticket for?' the ticket girl asked.
'For my pet Chicken' he said pointing to the bird.
'I'm sorry' we do not allow, she said.
Man goes to the corner and stuffs the bird in his pants, returns to the window and buys a ticket and sits down to enjoy the movie.
The chicken gets too hot, so the man figuring it was okay as its dark inside, he unzips his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.
A woman seated next to him looked down in horror, nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "the man next to me has unzipped his pants!"
Amanda says, "Oh, don't worry, just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."
The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!":O=D
Husband: Why are the torn condoms lying on the sofa??

Wife: Wat? Where?

Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying: "Will u stop calling our children 'torn condoms" :D =D
Doctor : Aapke pati ko bohot kamzori hain. Rozana doodh dijiye.
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Lady: Roz deti hoon Dr. Sahab, lekin yeh "KHELTE" zyada hain aur peete kam hain....*nerd* >=)
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a respectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporary society. After the wedding service, the bridal couple had to drive through the more unsavory areas of the city on the way to the reception.

"William, what are those women doing leaning against lampposts?"

"Oh, those are just tarts who hire their bodies out for sex at fifty dollars a time."

"Wow, fifty dollars!" exclaimed the bride, "the monks only used to give us an apple..."
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BF in romantic mood
Aaj mausam kitna suhana h.Thandi hawa b h.
Badal b h aasman me.Barish b hne wali h
Tumhe kya lagta h?

GF:Mujhe lagta h k mera game h aaj =))B-) :D =)) =D
Tanaav (tension) door karne ke liye yoga ---
Table par ek beer ki bottle, namkin aur glass rakhe...
Chair par baithe...
Beer ko glass mei dale...
Halke se sip le...
Namkeen khaye...
Phir sip le...
Is kriya ko 7 baar dohraye...
Sar pichhe jhukae,
Dono hath sar ke picche rakhe,
Aankhe dhire se band karte hue bole...
"Bhaad mein jaaye duniya"
BOSS to an employee.... . "Do you believe in life after Death?"

EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There's no proof of it", he replied. . .

BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you !!