Joke

Without trying to offend anyone's sensibilities, this one is a Laugh Riot, enjoy.... !!!. Guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, 'Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on.'

She told him 'You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6.' He thanked her and continued playing golf.

Later he got lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. 'I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm on.'

She told him 'you are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13.'
Again he thanked her and continued playing golf.

When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a living.
'I'm in sales.' she said.
He replied, 'no kidding so am I. What do you sell?'

She said it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know what she sold and finally, she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh.
He promised.

She said, 'I sell KOTEX (Sanitary Napkins)'.
He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.
She said, 'You promised you wouldn't laugh'.

He replied (still with tears in his eyes), 'I'm sorry,
but I couldn't help it.
I sell toilet paper.....
I'm still one hole behind you."=D =)) X_X
Some Sperms met inside a woman's body
They started introducing themselves.
Hi, I'm the Doctor's
I'm the Doodhwala's
I'm the Liftman's
I'm the Husband's
I'm the boy friend's
One sperm was sitting quietly and listening to them
All sperms asked
"why are you so quiet..?"
The Silent sperm replied
"Bow Bow"
Cycle puncture wala suhagraat ko room me gya..

Biwi ko uthaya or bath tub me litaya..

Biwi boli :
kyu es tarah..?

Woh bola :
Apun ko paani mein hi hole dikhta hai X_X =D
Santa saw a parrot in the zoo who could speak English,Hindi and Marathi... So he decided to test it... Santa - who are u??... Parrot - i am a parrot.... Santa - tum kaun ho??.... Parrot - main tota hu.... Excited Santa - tu kon aahes??.... Parrot - tujhya aaichi gand, don da sangitla na chutmarichya...