Joke

Hakeem AURAT ki nabz check krke bola: aap thik ho, Aap k PATI me AULAD na hone ka NUKHS hai
Aurat: Chodne ka Bahana Mat Bana,
Poore Mohalle Me NUKHS hai Kya?;-)
Flight me pilot ne announce kia: 'hum ek ghante me land karne wale hain.'

Fir wo mic band karna bhool gaya aur co-pilot se bola: 'ab to bas ek garam chai piyunga, fir air hostess ko apna lund chusa k, aadhe ghante chodunga!'

Air hostess ye sun kar
mic band karwane ke liye bhaagi, aur 1 bachche k pair me fas kar gir gayi.

Bahchaa bola: Tujhe badi jaldi hai bhen ki lodi... suna nahi pehle chai piyega=D
Dada kondke made a movie "Roz Meri Marlo". The sensor board objected to the name. Dada said. 'Is mein 3 heroine hain. Roz, Meri and Marloe. You can put their name in any sequence. The censor board actually tried all combos...........just like you jdid right now....*nerd*
Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls.

But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

You are welcome, glad to have cleared this up ;) :D