Punjabi Munda: "Madamji, mere shoe laces tight kr do."
Teacher: "Haraami, tu phir mere boobs dekhega."
Punjabi Munda: "Nahi Madam ji, munde kehnde madam di bund vekhni h
Santa apni Biwi se-
Aaj tumhari chhoti behan ko apne ghar me dekh ke bahut khushi ho rahi hai..
Biwi- Hanji, Aapki khushi pajame me se dikh rahi hai
Boyfrnd to girl: Hum dono kuch time sath reh lete he
Agar mizaj mile to shadi kar lenge aur
koi galti hui to alag ho jaynge.
Girl: Par Galti kis k paas rahegi#
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