Joke

Miya k 11 Bache Shor Kr Rahe Te
1baba DANDE se Tak Tak krte Guzra

Miya:Baba Dande Pe Rabar Lga lo Awaz Nhi aygi

Baba:Ye Kam Tune kia Hota to Itna shor na Hota
Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai...
Chotte at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;)
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain.
Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;)
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas.
Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;)
Ramu kaka : sab jaanne ke baad bhi apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley.....!! ({})