Joke

New way to check "BLOOD PLEASURE"

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Dr. Sb will smile next time he checks blood pressure
1st night in the Room.
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Wife: "Plz, not today,
Lets spend our 1st Night understanding each other."
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Husband:
"My 'under' is already 'standing' for you.
;-)
HEIGHT OF LITERACY IN KERALA
A policman saw a poor beggar boy cryin,
he askd d boy
whts d matter?
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Boy:Matter is anythn dat occupies space & has mass !!
Bakri Gadhe pe Chadne lagi
Gadha Bola:Kya Kar Rahi Ho?
Bakri Boli:Mai to Mazak Kar Rahi thi.
Gadha:kamini mai Mazak Karunga to Ankhe Bahar Aa jaygi.
I cant stop laughing at this one guys:
Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti hai?
Girl-apna koi time nahi,
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu.
Boy-notty.!
tu bilkul mere 'Lavde' pe gayi hai:D({})
A Superb Msg .. :)

We Have Two Eyes & One Tongue,
Which Means We Need to Look Twice & Talk Once..

We Have Two Ears & One Mouth,
Which Means We Need to Listen More than We Talk..

We Have Two Hands & One Stomach,:D
So We Need to Work Twice as Much as We Eat..

We Have Two Major Brain Parts, Left & Right & One Heart,
SoWe Can Think Twice, But Love Only Once..

Amazing How Our Body Parts Remind Us How to Live.. Gm
Jeevan ka sabse bada jhatka: Husband honeymoon ki taiyari kar raha tha aur wife boli,"Aji sunte ho, sirf Kohinoor Condom hi lena, dusre se mujhe allergy hai. X_X =D =))
Holi special poem.. <=-






Mayawati just sent an SMS to Mulayam: 'UP yours';)
Grandpa to child: Go hide, your teacher is here because u bunked school today....Child to Grandpa: You go hide... I told her u died.
Once there was a MIRROR that killed anyone who would lie.
FRENCH:I think I dont smoke-(died)
AMERICAN: I think I love my wife-(died)
SARDAR:I think... (died). =))=D=))
Mission impossiple +18
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3 reasons why men love a blow job?
1. At last she is on her knees
2. The tongue is finally moving around for a good cause
&
Lastly,
Few mins of fuckin silence!;)
Top Milk Containers
Ayesha Takia-4.5ltr
Sania-3 ltr
Lara-2.5 ltr
Bipasha-2 ltr
Aishwrya- 1 ltr
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Recently introduced
Vidya Balan- Party Pack:D =D =))
Some Sentiments expressd at their best -

Dear Facebook,
Just wait one day they all will leave you too...!
Sincerely,
Orkut

Dear Optimist,
It's not a light at the end of the tunnel, it's a train.
Sincerely,
Pessimist

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming.
Sincerely,
Titanic

Dear Atheists,
Oh man, you guys are screwed.
Sincerely,
God

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know this, let's Yahoo! it..."
Sincerely,
Google!
When apple is green it is ready to

"PLUCK"



When girl is 18 she's ready to











"VOTE"

Kabhi "DESH" ki bhi soch liya karo bhenchodo.hamesha chudai chudai;)
"LAL" aapke galon k liye,
"KALA" aapke balon k liye,
"NILA" aapke aakhon k liye,
"PILA" aapke hatho k liye,
"GULABI" sapno k liye,
"SAFED" aapke man k liye,
or
"HARA" aapke jivan k liye,
"HOLI" k in 7
"RANGON" k sath aapki
"JINDGI" bhi rangin ho.
Happy Holi Friends