A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides 2 
test it @ dinner.
DAD: Son, where were u today during school hours? SON: at School. Robot slaps son! Ok,I lied, I went to the movies. 
DAD: Which one?
SON: Toy Story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, it was porn. 
DAD: ...What?! When I was ur age,I didn't even know what porn was..Robot slaps 
Dad!
MOM: forgive him dear, after all he's ur son. Robot slaps mom..
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