Joke

Santa: Maine girlfriend ki yaad bhulane k liye sharab ki bottle ka sahara liya...

Banta-Fir kya hua..??

Santa-Bhench0d, Lulli viche fas gayi bottle vich....!!
Ultimate insult:- Boy ne ek helmet kharida,
Girl: Dimaag to hai nahi, phir helmet Q liya,
Boy: kal tune Bra kharidi maine kuch bola..!!
Branded shayri

if i was nike n u were mcdonalds
(wah wah)

if i was nike n u were mcdonalds

baby I wl be "just doing it"
nd "you'll be loving it"
Wife drinking WHISKY & asked-"Tum kaun ho?"
Husband - "Paagal ho gayi kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi?"
Wife - "Nasha har gham bhula deta hai", "Bhaisahab";-)
?THE BLONDE WHO MARRIED A CATHOLIC?On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and ?with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only
to find her husband had ?settled down on the couch.?When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, ?he replied, ' It's Lent. '?I
n tears, she sobbed, ' Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I've ?ever heard! ? ?Who did you lend it to, and for how long ?
Mayawati Ne Shaadi Kyo Nahi Ki?.....
Kyonki...
Unke paas Haathi Hai, Aur Rahul Gandhi Ne?...Kyonki...
Unke paas haath hai