Joke

Thanks to Rahul Gandhi for Tendulkar's 100th 100. Had his grandmother not created Bangladesh, Sachin would not have got his ton !
Santa wanted to introduce his brother-in-law (saala) to a foreigner, But he did not know proper english term... So, he said: Meet him... I am his Behenchod !! X_X
Madam-To Chemist~
2 TARAH ki Goli DENA,

1 To 2 MAHINE Tak Pregnancy Na Ho
Aur
Ek 2 MAHINE Tak Bilkul KHADA Na Ho,

Qunki 2 MAHINE KE LIYE ME Gaon JA Rahi hu.
Wife k Badan me wo konsi chiz hai,
Jise wo Dabane nai deti aur husband din-rat dabana chahta he?


Socho







"Uska GALA" Rishta Wahi Soch nayi..
Santa to teacher: Mam jab Hindustan ko Hind,
Pakistan ko Pak, Australia ko Aus kehte h,
toh Brazil aur London ko kya kahege?
Teacr: Tu apna kam kar harami.
Read this msg as slowly as u can..
Read it twice and thrice and understand d whole msg properly..
"WAQT NAHI"

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.

Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai, Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.

Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.

Dil Hai Ghawon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paiso ki Daud Me Aise Daude
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apne Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata Ae Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi..

Agar Msg acha lage to zaroor bataiyega nahin to mujhe aisa lagega ki aapke paas
"Waqt Nahin"
Santa gal friend ko Khet me Thok raha tha.
Girl - Dheere karo dard ho raha Hae.
Santa-Mein to dheere se he kar raha hu par tera Baap piche se Gaand pe laat maar raha hai..