Joke

Grl-Kal sapne me lund ka Mela dekha
Boy-Mera dekha
Grl-Kone me chota sa tha
Boy-MENE BHI KAL SAPNE ME chut ka mela dekha
Gl-Meri thi?
By-mela usi me laga tha:=))
Bhagwaan ne narad ko india me 3 baate pata krne k lie bejha
1.Sabse strong cheez kya hai?
2.Sabse weak cheez kya hai?
3.konsi cheez maine nahi banaayi phir b hai?
Narad wapis a k bola-
India main sabse strong hain JHAANT KA BAAL. Jisko dekho bolta hai ki tu meri Jhaant Ka Baal bhi nahi ukhaad sakta.
2-India main Sabse weak hai GAAND. Jise dekho bolta hai, gaand phat gayi.
3-Aur wo cheez jo aapne nahin banayi, magar India main hai.
Wo hai
BEHEN KA LODA =D X_X
How much will this cost me?

Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: $100.00. Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?

Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.
Banta: What do a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
Santa: The longer you play with them, the harder they get....*nerd* >=)
To all Bankers:
1. You work very late .. Just like prostitutes ?
2. They pay you to make the client happy .. Just like a prostitute ?
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every cent .. Just like a prostitute ?
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams .. Just like a prostitute ?
5. Your friendships fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you .. Just like a prostitute ?
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed .. Just like a prostitute ?
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell .. Just like a prostitute ?
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you .. Just like a prostitute ?
9. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going to spend the rest of my life doing this" .. Just like a prostitute ?
"I can't believe that you have been visiting prostitutes for sex" wife screams at husband..

"What was I supposed to do, when I was not getting any sex from you" husband answered..

"Well that's you fault" wife replied " you never told me you were willing to pay for it" :p X_X
"FINE" IS A TAX FOR DOING WRONG THINGS.
Where as, "TAX"IS A FINE FOR DOING RIGHT THINGS.