Joke

Santa goes to hotel,

Orders biryani,

Eats biryani n drinks water

Washes his hands

Pays bill n

goes back home



No jokes,

March ending
B'serious.
Sardar ji Delhi k ek kothe par gaye & bole: Muje prito se milna hai.
Mousi: Wo ek baar k 1000 Rs leti hai,
Sardar: No prblem.
Srdar ne prito k sath sex krke 1000 Rs de diye.
Next day fir prito se sex krke 1000 Rs de diye.
3rd day b sex k bad 1000 Rs diye,
Prito: bade dildar ho kahan se aye ho?
Srdar: Ludhiyana se.
Prito: waha to meri behan b rehti hai.
Srdar: Malum hai usi ne 3000 Rs diye the aur kaha tha meri behan ko de dena.=D X_X
Wife: I m nt feeling well

Husband: Ohho i was thinking to go for dinner?

Wife: I was joking dear

Husband: me too, chal uth roti bana.. =)) =D
Ye shayari likhna unka kaam nahi,
Jinke dil aankhon mein basa karte hai.
Shayari toh voh sakhas likhte hai,
Jo sharab se nahi, kalam se nasha karte hai
Worth read even if long!

A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks,

"What do they do there?"

He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour..
Then they lay you on bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devils comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."

The man doesn't like it, so he moves on and checks out the American hell, the Russian hell and hells of other countries.

He finds that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks "What do they do here ?"

He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour..
Then they lay you on bed of nails for another hour.
Then the Indian devils comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as the other hells, so why are so many people waiting to get in here? ". Wonders the man

He is told, "Because the maintenance here is so bad that the chair doesn't work,
Someone has stolen all the nails from the bed
And the Indian devil is a former Government servant,

So he just comes, signs the attendance register and then goes to the canteen." =D
Two married women discussing...
FIRST:- WIDOW's are better than us...
SECOND:- How come?
FIRST:- Atleast they know where their Husbands are...! =))
Doctor to Lady: Kya Aap Delivery K Waqt Bachay K Baap Ko Apne Paas Dekhna Chahti Hain..?
Lady: Nahi, Un par pehle hi Mere Husband boht shak Karte hain!!:O:D
Girlfriend-Mai maa banne wali hoon
Boyfriend-Abortion karalo
Girlfriend-Stupid tumhare Karodpati baap ne mujhe propose kia hai.
Mai tumhari maa banne wali hoon ;)
A guy arrived at hotel wid a lady older than
him.
Manager: Sorry, v don't allow such things here
Guy: Oh, she's my mum.
(He was given a key. 15 mins later the Mgr asked a staff to verify
Staff comes back n says
Yes , she is his mom.
Manager: How do you know?
Staff: I saw her breast feeding
him X_X=))