Jokes

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Vijay Mallya & Sidartha Mallya posing nude for their kingfisher calender 2013.!!!
Husband & wife zordaar sex kar rahe the

Wife-Aaah.. aaj Itni der kyu laga rahe ho.?

Hus-kya karu.?
Koi khubsurat chehra
aankho ke samne nahi aa raha hai =D
Lady on Phone:
Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you. You are the Father of one of my Kids.p
Man stunned, Ohh my God !!
Are u Priya ?? No !!
Anju ?? No !!
Meena ?? No !!
Jassi ?? No !!
Lady in Confusion...
No Sir I am the Class Teacher of your son..;):
Aisa Tha Unke Alvida Kehne ka Andaz,
K Suna Bhi Kuch Nai Aur kaha B kuch Nai,
Kuch u fanaa huwe unke ishq me hum,
k luta b kuch nai Aur bacha B kuch nai...
A Bikini exposees 90% of a woman's body.
Men are so decent, they look only at the covered 10%.
Jatt calls TAJ Hotel: Dandi wali kulfi hai?
Manager: Han ji.
Jatt: Gand me dal le.

Manager calls HARYANA police
Police: Re kitna taem hua is bat ko?
Manager: 15-20 min.
Police: Re Bawli Gand, eb to kulfi pighal gai hogi, dandi kaad le.
Good morning
Eka patient chya gotyanche operation kartana 1goti haravte
Dr. tithe kanda(onion) basvto
Aft 1mnth.
Dr:kas ahe?
Patient:khali khajavle ki dolyat pani yete =))
Chan Chandni Raat Mehrma,Tim Timaaude taare,***Navratre ho gaye khatam,Hun Uth Jao Sharaabi saare =))
Ek 60 saal ka buzurg Daru pe k apne 'L@ude' se bat kr rha tha
Hum saath paida hue,
Sath bade hue,
Saath khele aur Masti ki,
Fir tu mujhse pahle kaise mar gaya =D =))
Police:-tumne apne boyfriend ko kyun mara?
Ladki:-benchod ne bed pe giraya,bra utari,panty nikali,condom pehna,tang uthai.Aur bola APRIL FOOL X_X =))
Q. Define LOVE n explain details.
(10 mrks)

Ans. Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relatnshp btwn men & women dat cn cause death of 1 or both dpndng on d resistance associated.

TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided

AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age!

SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's belt/Mother's chappal...
If Boobs are Assets of a lady,Then what is the Pussy?



Pussy is the FUND MANAGER,
It keeps Investors happy*.



*Investments are subject to market risk*
Awesome~Letter to d Business Head of a Company by a employee
Dear Chodu,
Pehle Ye bata kaun madarchod target set karta h?
Maa K laude, juniors ki maiya chud jaati h. Upar se behenchod review to aise karte ho jaise apni maa K balatkaar ka badla le rahe ho
Aisa target banaya h jaise tumhare yaha to bhosdiwale sab performer hi janme h
Tera baap b is target ko pura nhi kar payega. Tu khud 10yr se pura nhi kr paya h, chut-maari K
Tu kabhi baahar mil Bos dk
teri Gand me band chattri daal K nhi kholi na..
To mera naam badal dena
Yours faithfuly,
Patni: Ye condom
kitne ka hai..?

Pati: 10 Rupaye ka.

Patni: Hey bhagwan,
Mehengai to dekho,

Aathvi class me thi to

50 paise ke 3 aate the..!